Reasons you should eat that slice of pizza
It's joy in a triangle
Pizza is an instant mood lifter. There is nothing like the sweet embrace of melted cheese and bacon bits to transcend this mortal plane.
There's nothing that saves brain power like a quick oven and go meal. We know you don't want to waste another hour cooking after a busy day at work. Pizza is there for you to save the brain wrinkles.
Bless your favourite humans with a cadeau from ol canada. Don't miss out on the bonding that comes from pineapple pizza *yes this is actually a canadian invention, i was shocked too